fitzneter

(Noun) A creature of the back woods of West Virginia, that feeds off of chewing tobacco, wood chips and Dr. Pepper. Often prefers to mate with local coon hounds. It has a strong sense of smell, a long tail, and dew claws on the front and back legs. Can easily be identified by its call (Haw!)

Don't let the fitzneter catch you out in the woods!!

fitzneter by LeRoy Jarvis December 13, 2013

fitzwater 

a very sexy and bootylicious babe.

Wow did you see that girl she was so fitzwater.

fitzwater by Johnny69618 November 4, 2007

Darcie Fitzwater 

to poop your pants while you're drunk.

hey I heard you Darcie Fitzwater your pants

Darcie Fitzwater by gildoncox October 9, 2016

Fitzwater 

A man who likes much younger women than his current age.

"I think I'm going to hook up with Sarah."
Dude, she is like 12. Stop being a fitzwater.

Fitzwater by Ztp June 5, 2016

fitzner 

Has a big penis and is short many girls will fall for this person when they get older and he will fuck bitches and get paper

Bob fitzner is a tool

fitzner by Urban dictionary define June 11, 2014

fitnete 

She’s an beautiful woman with an big heart but sometimes she’s so tiresome. An 100% Albanian she love money.

If u don’t want to be poor just run away from fitnete girls. I swear

fitnete by Andizukaj November 22, 2021