Fitzpatricide 

A term used by Fred Benson (b. August 16, 1969) for 7-foot Caucausian Americans who dominates the other team in basketball games. It was used when Benson was playing his tabletop sports simulation games, as a 7-foot red-headed fictional basketball player named Philip Fitzpatrick was the focal point of replays of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Milwaukee Bucks. Even though Fitzpatrick is a made-up character, Fitzpatricide means that 7-foot white guys can still ball with the rest of 'em.

There was a Fitzpatricide that took place at the Bradley Center last night as Philip Fitzpatrick murdered the Lakers last night with 30 points, 19 rebounds and 6 blocks as the Bucks beat L.A. 108-102 in overtime last night.

Fitzpatricide by Fred Benson January 24, 2009

Fitzpatricked 

The feeling one gets when one's quarterback plays incredibly well in the third quarter, only to end up losing the game in a pitiful show of shame.

Man, I really thought we were gonna win this game coming out of the half, but the fourth quarter really left me Fitzpatricked.

Fitzpatricked by monkiimonk October 6, 2013

Fitzpatricked 

The term 'Fitzpatricked' is used when you have been subjected to a samey and seriously unfunny joke, usually relating to Japan, Hulk Hogan, Snake Pliskin or Richard Sharpe.

You've been seriously Fitzpatricked!

Man, that joke was awful. It appears that I have been Fitzpatricked.

Fitzpatricked by David Reader January 14, 2008