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Noun; slang term referring to someone whose fetish involves eating popcorn that has been jerked off into.
Dude, I hear Albert’s a real fitzy. Wtf.
Fitzy by popcornfanclub May 5, 2020
Related Words
fitsy • fits • fitty • Fitzy • fisty • fitty cent • Fity • fatsy • fisty cuff • Fitsum

three fitty 

$3.50. The amount the Loch Ness Monster keeps trying to swindle from Chef's parents.
"No wonda that Loch Ness Monsta keeps comin' back, woman! You keep givin' him three fitty!"
three fitty by J. Hasak October 14, 2003

If the muffin fits

A phrase used by BadBoyHalo when he tries to be cool while talking to Skeppy. It's basically a remake of the phrase if the boot fits wear it, or just, if the shoe fits.
BBH: You know what, if the muffin fits-
Skeppy: What ?! (laughing) Wh-what!?
BBH; What?
Skeppy: (dying) Wha- Wha- (more laughing)
BBH:WHAT?!
Skeppy: Wha- Okay i'm done playing dude
BBH: What, have you never heard of-
Skeppy: No bad, that is some questionable behavior..

Fisty Squats 

One man lays on his back and holds his arm up in the air while making a fist. His partner then squats onto the fist until orgasm.
I Heard John and Carl tried fisty squats last night, Carl had to be rushed to the ER.
Fisty Squats by Torlo June 9, 2018

tree fitty

three dollars and fifty cents. the amount of money that goddamn lochness monster wants.
that goddamn lochness monster wants tree fitty again!
tree fitty by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003
A name said by a bully who mocks a girl probably named Patsy.
Bully: XD look its fatsy!
Patsy: crying
Fatsy by wjsnoutsold August 18, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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