I was gonna take my yacht, the Perone, out today, but the tyrant Queen Emily won't let anyone sail on the fistant during weekends.
by frustrated seaman April 2, 2021
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Not to be confused with Freud's oral fiaxation
1. The act of forcefully placing a fist into ones mouth, sexually.
2. The act of violently punching someone in the mouth.
Not to be confused with Freud's oral fiaxation
1. The act of forcefully placing a fist into ones mouth, sexually.
2. The act of violently punching someone in the mouth.
1. Becky: I can't wait to go to Liam's house later. He told me we could oral fistate tonight.
2. Did you watch the fight last night?Rhonda Rousey totally got orally fistated.
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2. Did you watch the fight last night?Rhonda Rousey totally got orally fistated.
~oral fistate, orally fistating, orally fistated, oral fistation
by 3sexetiers February 17, 2017
Get the oral fistation mug.Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!
by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012
Get the Long Fistance mug."I nailed this chick last night but the fistance was 1.4; it was like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar."
by CorollaCrew November 6, 2012
Get the Fistance mug.Fistastic - An adjective one uses to decribe the common feeling one is experiencing with that of the ectacy one ahcieves by having a large fist shoved in their ass.
by Onre Port July 4, 2004
Get the Fistastic mug.A fistathon is my favourite pastime. When a man and two or more women have a group fisting session, the man usually fisting both there vaginas at once, or a man fisting a woman while she fists another woman. Let me get this straight, the man is the fister, not the fisted. It is done gently and creates a special energy also known as fist nirvana, which fisters find quiet surreal and epic. fist on!
Lets go to pumpkin tits house for a four-way fistathon!
By the fistfull!
It will be fruitfull!
which nobody can deny!
By the fistfull!
It will be fruitfull!
which nobody can deny!
by aussie fister April 27, 2006
Get the fistathon mug.The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
by Radiohunter March 9, 2021
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