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this is the act of de-clawing and shaving a hampster and shoving it up the rectum to let it crawl around until it dies.
Tim gave Gabe filching as his suprise birthday present.
by stfutwatwaffle November 18, 2008
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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this i an x file, mulder and scully do this
"lets go and filtch Mulder" said Scully , got any straws? lets go ask. Your Alien needs a good filching!
by Fenton November 13, 2003
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from the age of sexually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve sexual pleasure.
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wat fuck? shove little fluffy up me batty crease ya bastard!
by barbarella June 08, 2004
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