firtle

To put a hole in a picture/poster of your favourite celebrity and fuck it.

"I firtled Angelina Jolie last night"

by Lewis1983 June 06, 2005

firtling

The act of making love to a hole cut out of a picture or photograph.

Marc eagerly snipped away a hole in the mouth of the picture of J-Lo. His firtling pleasure only a few snips away.

by Matt Whalley August 27, 2003