firtle

To put a hole in a picture/poster of your favourite celebrity and fuck it.

"I firtled Angelina Jolie last night"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.

"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"

by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

Fartle

Past tense: fartled

When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.

Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you

by Dragon Pussy November 9, 2018

Fartled

When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.

The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

by Rorplup February 3, 2017

Fircle

The fircle is a square-like shape, but with rounded edges. It can also be described as a circle with sides. A fircle is very similar, but not the same as, a squircle.

The formula for calculating the perimeter of a fircle whose four sides have length 'L' is
P = 4L - (8-2π)r

The formula for area would be
A = LW - (4-π)r2

Ross is very talented at drawing fircles.

by NugsNotDrugs March 20, 2015

firkle

Firkle - To root about searching for something:

Firkle through your bag to find your keys.
I was firkling through that drawer and I found my penknife.
The pig was firkling through the fallen leaves picking up acorns.

by roeculler November 13, 2013

fartle

When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

by Lauren McCormack February 8, 2006