Fartle 

Past tense: fartled

When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.

Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you

Fartle by Dragon Pussy November 9, 2018

fartle 

When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

fartle by Lauren McCormack February 8, 2006

fartle 

to startle unwary persons with a fart

my dog was asleep nearby, I did a loud fart, he woke up, sniffed the air and ran away fartled

fartle by uknowidid March 12, 2010

fartle 

verb; to startle oneself with flatulence, to wake up due to one's own undexpected fart, fart + startle = fartle

While napping, my dog, Fido, fartled himself and wondered where that sound and smell had come from.

fartle by dannyboykc November 21, 2010

fartle 

To be so suprised you fart

Startled by her enormous clatterage? I was so taken back I was fartled, and dropped on right there and then,

fartle by Silentbob October 14, 2003

fartle 

When an unexpected fart startles you or wakes you from sleep.

1. "I fartled myself awake on the train."

2. "My baby keeps fartling himself awake. I can't get him to sleep through his gas."

fartle by J Blo August 19, 2010

Fartle 

To fart so loudly and unexpectedly that you startle someone

After eating a big burrito for dinner, I fartled myself awake at 2 a.m.

Fartle by Dusty Lowquarters March 13, 2010