bigman

Sarcastic response to someone bragging about something.

"Yeah I've got this new job, 100k a year"

Response: "Bigman hey?"

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

jinky

Stoned, wrecked, honky

I'm jinky tonight man...

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

olé

Response to a good suggestion

"Let's get pissed tonight"

"olé!"

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

firtle

To put a hole in a picture/poster of your favourite celebrity and fuck it.

"I firtled Angelina Jolie last night"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

crazytext

AnNoYiNg aS FuCk wRiTiNg uSeD By cHaVs aNd wAnKeRs wHo tHiNk iT'S CoOl aNd tHaT PeOpLe eNjOy hAvInG To rEaD WhAtEvEr tRiPe rEgArDiNg 50 CeNt/bRiTnEy tHeY ChOoSe tO TyPe aBoUt.

Crazytext is for wankers

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

Sprang

Imaginary noise made when 2 objects collide.

"Did you see that car-crash last night?....SPRANG!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

Walking Tripod

A man who is gifted with a large penis.

"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"

by Lewis1983 May 22, 2005