Definitions by Lewis1983

damien 

North East England slang for a chav - a townie basically.

"Check out the Damo over there in his modded-up Saxo. How original and cool of him"

damien by Lewis1983 July 15, 2008

jazz cigarette 

Term for a joint.......

"Pass me that jazz cigarette buddy"

jazz cigarette by Lewis1983 June 21, 2005

binky 

Honky, stoned, mashed-out, zanky, splinky, bonky...basically when one has consumed too much Marijuana and thinks that they are a floating head without a body.

"Lewis is binky as usual"

binky by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005

Rinky-Dink 

Name given to the style of music played by Jools "I love myself" Holland on his late-night show.

"Tune in same time next week for some more rinky-dinky entertainment!"

Rinky-Dink by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005

dragon food 

Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.

"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Better get to the garage for some dragon food"

dragon food by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

firtle 

To put a hole in a picture/poster of your favourite celebrity and fuck it.

"I firtled Angelina Jolie last night"

firtle by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

toilet billiards 

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

toilet billiards by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005