Lewis1983's definitions

becksfart

Disgusting anal-aroma emitted the day after drinking loads of Becks lager. Actually smells of it.

"Watch out, here come's a becksfart!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

toilet billiards

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

jinky

Stoned, wrecked, honky

I'm jinky tonight man...

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

bigman

Sarcastic response to someone bragging about something.

"Yeah I've got this new job, 100k a year"

Response: "Bigman hey?"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

reaction

A provoked outburst, following piss-taking by friends.

"Look at the size of your lips Joe"

"Fuck off Lewis, you're such a dick"

"Reaction acheived!!!!!!!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

binky

Honky, stoned, mashed-out, zanky, splinky, bonky...basically when one has consumed too much Marijuana and thinks that they are a floating head without a body.

"Lewis is binky as usual"

by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005

faceparty

Awful site full of 16 - 20yr old chavs who have the following common traits on their profile:

1 - Their musical taste is "R n B/Hip-Hop/Dance"
2 - Next to "Favourite Author" there is always some comment about "books r 4 saddos" or something.
3 - If male, perfect partner is: "Jordan - she iz mint"
4 - If female, perfect partner is "Vin Deezel" or "Orlando Bloom".
5 - Favourite film for girls "Dirty Dancin".
6 - Favourite film for lads - "2Fast2Furious".
7 - Hobbies include "Gerrin' wrecked wiv ma crew"
8 - TrUe WaNkErS tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Faceparty - created by dicks for dicks.

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005