Definitions by Lewis1983

damien 

North East England slang for a chav - a townie basically.

"Check out the Damo over there in his modded-up Saxo. How original and cool of him"

damien by Lewis1983 July 15, 2008

jazz cigarette 

Term for a joint.......

"Pass me that jazz cigarette buddy"

jazz cigarette by Lewis1983 June 21, 2005

binky 

Honky, stoned, mashed-out, zanky, splinky, bonky...basically when one has consumed too much Marijuana and thinks that they are a floating head without a body.

"Lewis is binky as usual"

binky by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005

Rinky-Dink 

Name given to the style of music played by Jools "I love myself" Holland on his late-night show.

"Tune in same time next week for some more rinky-dinky entertainment!"

Rinky-Dink by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005

dragon food 

Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.

"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Better get to the garage for some dragon food"

dragon food by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

firtle 

To put a hole in a picture/poster of your favourite celebrity and fuck it.

"I firtled Angelina Jolie last night"

firtle by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

crazytext 

AnNoYiNg aS FuCk wRiTiNg uSeD By cHaVs aNd wAnKeRs wHo tHiNk iT'S CoOl aNd tHaT PeOpLe eNjOy hAvInG To rEaD WhAtEvEr tRiPe rEgArDiNg 50 CeNt/bRiTnEy tHeY ChOoSe tO TyPe aBoUt.

Crazytext is for wankers

crazytext by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005