topple

A big sloppy, smelly shit.

"Whoah that curry I had last night was hot. Should have seen the size of the topple I had today!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

crazytext

AnNoYiNg aS FuCk wRiTiNg uSeD By cHaVs aNd wAnKeRs wHo tHiNk iT'S CoOl aNd tHaT PeOpLe eNjOy hAvInG To rEaD WhAtEvEr tRiPe rEgArDiNg 50 CeNt/bRiTnEy tHeY ChOoSe tO TyPe aBoUt.

Crazytext is for wankers

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

Sprang

Imaginary noise made when 2 objects collide.

"Did you see that car-crash last night?....SPRANG!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

rooter

A fucking try-hard wannabe. Found at most English universities, wearing a pink t-shirt, stupid cancer band, "retro" trainers, ripped jeans and some kind of gay chinese symbol tattoo.

"Russ is such a rooter"

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

chong

To down a drink swiftly.

"Come on, we're moving to the next bar. Hurry up and chong that beer!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

potassium

Nickname given to a reactive person - i.e one who snaps at any opportunity, especially following piss-taking.

"Here come's potassium pete"

"What do you mean?"

"The cunt reacts with anything".

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005