37 definitions by Lewis1983

Rinky-Dink

Name given to the style of music played by Jools "I love myself" Holland on his late-night show.

"Tune in same time next week for some more rinky-dinky entertainment!"

by Lewis1983 June 2, 2005

topple

A big sloppy, smelly shit.

"Whoah that curry I had last night was hot. Should have seen the size of the topple I had today!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

crazytext

AnNoYiNg aS FuCk wRiTiNg uSeD By cHaVs aNd wAnKeRs wHo tHiNk iT'S CoOl aNd tHaT PeOpLe eNjOy hAvInG To rEaD WhAtEvEr tRiPe rEgArDiNg 50 CeNt/bRiTnEy tHeY ChOoSe tO TyPe aBoUt.

Crazytext is for wankers

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

Sprang

Imaginary noise made when 2 objects collide.

"Did you see that car-crash last night?....SPRANG!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005

bigman

Sarcastic response to someone bragging about something.

"Yeah I've got this new job, 100k a year"

Response: "Bigman hey?"

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

jinky

Stoned, wrecked, honky

I'm jinky tonight man...

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

Skelebastard

A skinny person. From the South Park episiode where Terrence calls Scott a "Smelleeeh-baarstard" - simply modified to be Skelebastard.

"See that crack-head on the streets last nite? He's a total skelebastard!"

by Lewis1983 May 19, 2005