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When neither of your moms are technically male and through your knowledge of the genetic necessity of a sperm requirement for you to exist, you determine through statistical probabilities that your dad is most likely a firefighter. Then you become a model and search worldwide for your firedad.
“Hey Noel! Is that your firedad?”

“No, I still haven’t found him.”
Firedad by 18-01 June 9, 2018
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Firenado 

Firenado by croppers May 31, 2010

Firepaper 

A Girl that loves the smell of a guy named massoud and smashes every object She sees
OMGGGG JESICA, YOU'RE SUCH A FIREPAPER
Firepaper by Jimmyisagod March 5, 2021
A Thunder Clan apprentice who was once a kittypet. Many Clan-born cats are wary about him in the Warriors book "Into The Wild," but they get better in "Fire and Ice," where he is FireHeart.
FirePaw was so happy to be in Thunder Clan.
FirePaw by StrawberryStar December 11, 2017

FirePass 

FirePass is a security SSL VPN concetrator device.
I use the FirePass to work from home.
I use the FirePass by typing the URL in my browser.
The FirePass keeps my connection from home to work secure.
SSL-VPN is better and easier than IPSEC VPN.
FirePass by rrutia August 19, 2009
When you turn a girl on so much that she begs you to take off her fiery panties.
oh god, she made me so hot last night i had a firepanty...i had to beg her to take them off for me.
firepanty by grygs December 30, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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