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When neither of your moms are technically male and through your knowledge of the genetic necessity of a sperm requirement for you to exist, you determine through statistical probabilities that your dad is most likely a firefighter. Then you become a model and search worldwide for your firedad.
“Hey Noel! Is that your firedad?”

“No, I still haven’t found him.”
Firedad by 18-01 June 9, 2018
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Firedawg 

Noun: A military firefighter. Loves to run into fires, saves lives, and bang all the military intelligence chicks. He is also paid well to do this. Hated by all (male intel) while in Technical School.
Some Jealous Intel Fag: "Firedawgs are not your wingmen!"

Hot Intel Chic: "Yea, they find you when you're hot but leave you wet..."

Jealous Intel Fag: "Noooooooo!!!!"
Firedawg by Midnight_J June 20, 2009
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firedawg 

A very highly trained dod military firefighter. Their motto: Desire, Ability, Courage to Act. Trained in all areas of rescue, firefighter, hazmat etc.
More firedawgs will be deployed to Iraq this summer.
firedawg by throwdowntown April 25, 2009

Firenado 

A fire event created by the intense heat combines with turbulent wind conditions, causing the flames to be drawn up into a spiraling, funnel-shaped wind current that sucks in burning debris and takes on the visible appearance of a tornado, and in which the internal temperature can exceed 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit or 1,000 degrees Celsius.
The combination of the 105 degree heat and fierce Santa Ana winds caused roaring firenadoes, which were captured on videotape taken by residents, as they fled for their lives.
Firenado by Ewizobeth May 16, 2014

Firenado 

When a tornado is lit on fire by lightning.
It will be the worst storm in 70 years, there could be firenados...
Firenado by Mad Mike 99 October 26, 2010

FiredDragoon 

Anyone with the name “FiredDragoon” in their gamertag or actual name is deemed a homosexual.
Playing online game and sees a Kid named FiredDragoon928

Man:eww its a gay
FiredDragoon by Spartanmanqw November 2, 2019