fire/hydrant

⏃ dumb bitch that is homophobic

⟟ said what are your pronouns and fire said fire/hydrant

fire/hydrant by ItsMikanHun June 8, 2021

Fire Hydrant

A high-waisted midget with red pants and a big ass.

New York's hottest club is "Twice". Don't be thrown off when you get greeted at the door by a rabbi that looks like Joquain Phoenix. Club owner Robert Blake has thought of everything. Carnival parkers, groups of guys with afros and graduation caps and fire hydrants.

Fire Hydrant by JuiceSpringsteen13 April 25, 2010

Fire Hydrant

The act of lighting your partners pubes on fire and then making them achieve orgasm, thus making them douse the flames.

" i put a lighter to jenny last night, she wanted the flames out so she told me to go faster.thats a fire hydrant."

Fire Hydrant by jewhitlerman August 22, 2008

Fire Hydrant

When two guys stand back to back while a girl gives both a handjob at the same time.

I gave two guys the fire hydrant last night. They spayed 3 feet!

Fire Hydrant by Dannyd February 15, 2013

Fire Hydrant

To unleash an incredibly large quantity of semen onto a crowd of innocent bystanders with no shame or regret of doing so.

Not to be confused with Broken Hose, Crying Snake, Saggy Water Balloon, or Sex Monsoon.

He got tired of waiting at the bus stop and decided to fire hydrant everyone around him.

Fire Hydrant by Niko Zorich December 28, 2009

Fire Hydrant

See gusher

A woman that squirts large volumes when having an orgasm

Fire Hydrant by da fireman February 17, 2003

fire hydrant

circumsised penis with the shape of a fire hydrant. it may possibly have freckles but those are rare to find. jews, muslims, gingers, and fire croches as well as thje whole ginger family tree. firehydrants have many nicknames such as helmet head, xuavi, and wavi xavi. make sure to rag on your local firehydrants within your community. you do not want to engage in friendly relationships with this species of penisis (xavi)

arroyo- "look, you best hand over the call of duty remote!"
xavi"im a fire hydrant, have some respect"
arroy-"next time i hear respect an fire hydrant in same sentance, i smack you with wide,hungry, and ready to come out of burrow anteater"
adubi-"hop off xuavi,your not part of the eater society."

fire hydrant by puerto del mas rico May 26, 2010