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doberman finger stink 

when someones fingers smell like they came out of a dogs ass
man get away from me!!!! you must have the doberman finger stink goin on or just havent takin a shower..
doberman finger stink by jwright February 3, 2007

Stink finger 

Any of the fab five are prospects, but suspect would be the guilty finger who forced entry into the walls of a genital only to make out with an odorous stink finger..ooh wee
Jerry and Larry were cruising the boulevard on a Friday night and they were so into exchanging sniffs from eacother's stink finger from their dates that night that they ran a red light and didn't even realize they did.
Stink finger by Roobeer March 12, 2020

Stink Finger Gargler 

Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.
Spenny's favorite wrestling move is the Stink Finger Gargler

Stink Finger 

The smell associated with inserting your fingers in a woman's vagina.
I fingered Louise last night and got me stink finger
Stink Finger by Sheldon December 26, 2003

stink finger 

When sticking ones finger in someones anus/vagina and then sniffing it.
Matt had a stink finger after coming home from playing with Hanna.
stink finger by Kacie and Shelby February 21, 2005

Stink Finger Lloyd 

When someone is wiping their anus and finger/fingers accidentally enter their anal cavity but they don’t wash their hands
Tom: I just saw someone with shit on their fingers.
Jerry: He must have pulled a stink finger Lloyd on accident.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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