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finger-banger 

A male/female, whos only quality is a nice orgasim through the finger.
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finger banger 

While attempting to fist a sexy coworker you inadvertently
slam your finger against something extremely rigid and firm.
IE: Kate is the biggest finger banger in the office;
She accidently finger banged Ryan while attempting a reach around. see reach around

faux finger banger 

The Negative kind:
1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he:
a) doesn't go deep enough
b) doesn't go hard enough
c) just doesn't understand how it should be done
The Positive kind:
2) a guy who, from the look of his hands, that are generally small or with small fingers, shouldn't be good at fingering but he is because:
a) he plays guitar
b) he understands that just in-and-out isn't fingering
c) he has nice arms
1. Mindy: "I wish all guys with long fingers were good at fingering."
Lauren: "Yeah, its depressing that some many of them are just faux finger bangers."
2. "Paige, have you met that new guy? He is such a faux finger banger, I mean, his hands are like mine, but damnnnnn."
faux finger banger by April_Jocelyn23 November 10, 2005

Finger banged 

To get finger fucked
"Woah dude I got loads of pussy last night"
"What was it like?"
"It wasn't great , I mainly just finger Banged her"
Finger banged by rydjf May 21, 2020

fanger banger 

1: -Verb
The act of finger fucking a female until she reaches orgasm or the act of her fingering her own vagina until she reaches orgasm

2: -Noun
A female way below your standards, that you would not have sex with but you wouldn't mind finger fucking her and getting a blowjob
1: Nancy pulled her panties to the side and wanted me to fanger banger till she came, I did but I told her she could fanger banger self.

2: Nancy is such an ugly, nasty hoe that I wouldn't stick my dick in her, she's such a fanger banger, even after 16 beers.
fanger banger by Chiggity Chza February 7, 2008

finger banged the gorilla

Someone who fingered an ugly girl. Also see finger fuck; finger bang; gorilla
Yeah, I hear Don finger banged that gorilla, Jennifer.

finger banged 

a musical term. mainly found in hip hop. reffering to musicians and artists that do they majority of their work by banging they fingers on their keyboards pushing their protools around.
those hooks are tight but he was up all night, he finger banged them out in his grammas basement. he fingerbanged so hard almost knocked his protools off sequence.
finger banged by j3p March 21, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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