finger me!

When a person is too desperate to wait for their fuckbuddy, so they decide to stir their pussy yogurt with their clammy fingers.

Bitch 1) DAMNIT! JON! QUIT CLOSING THE FUCKING DRAWER ON YOUR PENIS!
Jon) Sorry, baby!
Bitch 1) (Rips off pants and uses the quintuplets to stir her pussy soup).

finger me! by mooki February 26, 2005

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finger me

What you say to someone when you want their Butterfinger.

Dude one: "Dude! I got so many Butterfingers on Halloween!"
Dude two: "Dude! Finger me!"

finger me by boozifer December 20, 2014

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finger me hard

When a female wants a male to aggresivly shove his finger(s) into her anus for pleasure.

Horny naked woman: "finger me hard baby"

Naked man: *shoves fingers up her while jacking off*

Horny naked woman: *moans*

Finger me hard

finger me hard by justme123 May 14, 2015

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Finger Me Good

A shot made with Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey and Butterscotch Schnapps.

Etymology: Probable from the candy bar Butterfinger; The term for manual stimulation of the female genetalia.; And the cocktail is good.

I was at Galloway's Pub in Syracuse, NY and got this great shot called a Finger Me Good.

Finger Me Good by Bill G March 27, 2005