finger friend

Synonym for lesbian, implies that they aren't quite full-bore lesbians, but more in the experimental phase.

Jen & Jan don't consider themselves to be lesbians, but they sure are good finger friends.

finger friend by 7Dingo July 30, 2008

Friend of the finger

An ex lover. Sometimes used to describe someone who you fingered.

Paul stood awkwardly with Clair near the gas pumps. He knew things were going to be uncomfortable as she was a friend of the finger.

Friend of the finger by Lorenzicus November 2, 2011

Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a little finger tap dancing

While watching her boyfriend's dad mow the lawn, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants

Finger Friendly Pants by ufuxstepsiblings April 4, 2022

Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a lillte finger tap dancing

While watching her stud neighbor remove the cylinder heads from the 1987 Chrysler 5th Ave, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants.

Finger Friendly Pants by anonymous April 4, 2022

adult friend finder 

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma April 15, 2014

What the Kentucky Fried Finger Lickin' Fuck

An alternative way of saying what the fuck. Is typically used to convey a feeling of surprise and/or disgust.

Homie 1: *posts some cursed shit*
Homie 2: What the Kentucky Fried Finger Lickin' Fuck

What the Kentucky Fried Finger Lickin' Fuck by Backwards Toilet Paper October 1, 2021

friend finder 

n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.

Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.

friend finder by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009