Friend of the finger

An ex lover. Sometimes used to describe someone who you fingered.
Paul stood awkwardly with Clair near the gas pumps. He knew things were going to be uncomfortable as she was a friend of the finger.
by Lorenzicus November 02, 2011
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Vaganus

A very loose anus that is on the verge of prolapse.
The ease as which the dildo entered Mr Palmers ass suggested he was born with a vaganus.
by Lorenzicus November 03, 2011
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