filtcher 

To ejaculate in someone's ass and drink it out with a straw.

That filtcher is totally gross

filtcher by NormHiscock April 23, 2006

clam filtcher 

A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.

Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?

-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.

-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.

clam filtcher by John O. B. October 23, 2008

philthy feltcher 

Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?

Dude 2: No, why?

Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!

Dude 2: That’s crazy man!

philthy feltcher by PhilthyFeltcher June 13, 2018

Feltcher 

A person who drinks cum from his/her partner's asshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.

"I walked in on my father feltching his bowling partner."

Feltcher by Huevos Rancheros January 21, 2003

feltcher 

Generally a person who drinks a fresh load out of someone elses asshole with a straw.

It is recently discovered that feltching has become an emo practice.

FELTCHER EMO "your never sad enough to drink your own cum out of your mates ass"

feltcher by bill JIBBLA October 6, 2006

feltcher 

Man who performs anal intercourse and then inserts a straw into the anus and sucks it back out.

One who is a feltcher and feltches.

feltcher by Ass fucker September 18, 2003

Chicken Feltcher 

Person who fucks a chicken and then drinks his own seamen out of the chicken.

Thank god the chicken feltcher didn't come over for Thanksgiving turkey!!!

Chicken Feltcher by Hojoscool October 8, 2009