filtcher
filtcher by NormHiscock April 23, 2006
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clam filtcher
A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.
Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?
-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.
-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.
-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.
-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.
-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.
-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.
clam filtcher by John O. B. October 23, 2008
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philthy feltcher
Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?
Dude 2: No, why?
Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!
Dude 2: That’s crazy man!
Dude 2: No, why?
Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!
Dude 2: That’s crazy man!
philthy feltcher by PhilthyFeltcher June 13, 2018
Feltcher
A person who drinks cum from his/her partner's asshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.
Feltcher by Huevos Rancheros January 21, 2003
feltcher
Generally a person who drinks a fresh load out of someone elses asshole with a straw.
It is recently discovered that feltching has become an emo practice.
It is recently discovered that feltching has become an emo practice.
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