filtcher

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To ejaculate in someone's ass and drink it out with a straw.

That filtcher is totally gross

filtcher by NormHiscock April 23, 2006

Words you can keep

clam filtcher

A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.

Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?

-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.

-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.

clam filtcher by John O. B. October 23, 2008

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philthy feltcher

Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?

Dude 2: No, why?

Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!

Dude 2: That’s crazy man!

philthy feltcher by PhilthyFeltcher June 13, 2018

Feltcher

A person who drinks cum from his/her partner's asshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.

"I walked in on my father feltching his bowling partner."

Feltcher by Huevos Rancheros January 21, 2003

feltcher

Generally a person who drinks a fresh load out of someone elses asshole with a straw.

It is recently discovered that feltching has become an emo practice.

FELTCHER EMO "your never sad enough to drink your own cum out of your mates ass"

feltcher by bill JIBBLA October 6, 2006

feltcher

Man who performs anal intercourse and then inserts a straw into the anus and sucks it back out.

One who is a feltcher and feltches.

feltcher by Ass fucker September 18, 2003

Chicken Feltcher

Person who fucks a chicken and then drinks his own seamen out of the chicken.

Thank god the chicken feltcher didn't come over for Thanksgiving turkey!!!

Chicken Feltcher by Hojoscool October 8, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026