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The act of having anal sex and then extracting the semen with a drinking straw
"Man she gave me a filcher last nite"
filcher by Ashly and Maddie September 14, 2004
the act of penetrating the subjects arsehole, ejaculating into their rectum, and sucking the resulting bak into the mouth and swallowing!
'damn man captain and dom are the biggest filchers i know'
filcher by paul and tibs June 11, 2006

Wi-Filcher

A person who sponges off someone else's wireless network because they are too damn cheap to pay for their own.
Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...
Wi-Filcher by JPnEB June 2, 2009

Coffee Felcher 

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)
Coffee Felcher by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

Ficheralizing 

When win a game by using the cheap character or using a move set numerous times in a match to win against skilled players. When you clearly are more skilled than the person that beat you at the same game.
Ficheralizing: You win a game of skill by using a cheap tactic. You make excuses for losing by creating reason that the other person beat you unfairly.

Ficheralizing:Using Ryu's/Ken's fireball in Street Fighter.

belly felcher 

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.
I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”
belly felcher by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019