Feltcher

A person who drinks cum from his/her partner's asshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.

"I walked in on my father feltching his bowling partner."

by Huevos Rancheros January 21, 2003

Feltcher

One who after sucking cum out of his partner's ass will exchange it with him orally.

"The sick bastard was feltching with his gay lover"

by noone important February 04, 2003

Feltcher

One who "accidently" cums inside a girls vagina, and attempts to suck it out with a straw, in fear she might become pregnant

Quit being a feltcher honey im on birth control

by AdamAdamAdam January 18, 2008

Feltcher

When Jake sucks the cum out of the other Jakes asshole, then sticks a worm up each others ass and sucks it out.

"DAMN JAKE! HURRY UP WITH THAT FELTCHING! Your getting just as bad as Steves mom...CATCH UP! Damn Jake, you are the worse feltcher I have ever fucked!"

by CakeFaceJake September 03, 2008

Feltcher

Bob Pickett

I did not know Bob was a felcher until he showed me a picture of him sucking cum out of another man's ass!

by message_tied_to_a_brick May 21, 2004

Feltcher

a windsurfer, usually of french or european orgin, that looks for pieces and parts that were manufacured before father time and cares for nothing more then how fast the wind is blowiing up his ass.

Do ya really need one!

by weenie March 13, 2003

feltcher

Generally a person who drinks a fresh load out of someone elses asshole with a straw.

It is recently discovered that feltching has become an emo practice.

FELTCHER EMO "your never sad enough to drink your own cum out of your mates ass"

by bill JIBBLA October 06, 2006