Filbert the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.

Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filbert the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him

Filbert by helloimanonymous12344 November 23, 2021

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Filiberto

Filiberto the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.

Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filiberto the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him

Filiberto by The kid nick March 29, 2017

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Anal Filbert

While in the act of mutual masturbation, shoving shelled peanuts or peanut M&Ms into the anus of your partner until he or she climaxes thus shitting out all of the peanuts or M&Ms.

Bro, I've been cleaning my house all day because I met this girl at the bar last night and she gave me the best anal filbert of my life, there was shit everywhere.

Anal Filbert by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005

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filibastard

n. A person who filibusters successfully to stop an important agenda being discussed in an allotted time.

Ron knew he only had minutes to talk to Jurian before the bus left but Benny knew this and kept talking to Jurian regardless until the bus had left.
Benny was the Filibastard

filibastard by Odders April 17, 2020

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filibertos

An awesome place to eat with the best burritos and amazing tacos. You want freaking good mexican food? Go to Fili-B's! Place is good, especially when your drunk. The sizes satisfy.... mmm, mmm. mmm. Almost like making love.

Guy: Dude I'm hungry.
Bro: filibertos is 24 hrs and I'm high and wasted.
Guy: let's do it.
Bro: Hell yea, I'll drive.

filibertos by Mexican Salsa February 4, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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