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To give a tour or serve. The act of touring (schools, work, etc...)
Hello my name is chuck and i will be fileshing you today.

That woman just got fileshed
filesh by alkdsj;poijdsaf;a June 16, 2008

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.
Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.
flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016

flesh chimney 

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.
flesh chimney by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

fleshmometer 

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.
When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.
fleshmometer by JohanMack February 20, 2018

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.
We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.
Flesh Threshold by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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