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figurine fucker
Look at him over there. He screwed Dana, Jake, Ms. Carey and Linus the cow. Yeah he is a figurine fucker.
figurine fucker by tazcomp032000 November 16, 2007
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Figurine • figurine fucker • Octopus Figurine • Upright Figurine • gojo satoru figurine incident • figureine • Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen • Figuring-Someone-Out • Action Figuring
Upright Figurine
A revolution of the forgotten in the early 2000s based on a collective group of artists, musicians, poets, and performers known as Upright Figurine. Origin of the phrase is derived from an old elongated wooden statue of unknown origins which is customarily placed towering over figurines of a long lost age. It , the protector watches over the forgotten, symbolizing the revolution.
Man did you see the Upright Figurine fighters that went through town the other day? They knew where their heads were.
Upright Figurine by S C A R of Upright Figurine August 29, 2008
Octopus Figurine
A realistic artificial toy that resembles an octopus, multiple brands have made an Octopus Figurines, like SafariLTD or CollectA.
Octopus Figurine by acoolprofile October 4, 2026
gojo satoru figurine incident
gojo satoru figurine incident by niggainparis2219 January 28, 2024
Action Figuring
Usually when you really want two people to hook-up you get them intoxicated to the point of blackout and two people pick them up like they are action figures and force them to have sex
Danny: We really wanted them to have sex so we're Action Figuring with them
Brett: Isnt that rape
Danny: No it's not rape if both people don't consent
Brett: Isnt that rape
Danny: No it's not rape if both people don't consent
Action Figuring by Jacob Ot June 21, 2018
Figuring-Someone-Out
An action performed by extremely intelligent people or highly trained (typically government) operatives, in which one figures out someone’s personality, traits, interests, past, future, and general backstory based on the studying of their face.
This action can be seen executed in magnitudes of movies and even books. It supposedly has been a known tactic since before recorded history.
This action can be seen executed in magnitudes of movies and even books. It supposedly has been a known tactic since before recorded history.
Excerpt from The Office:
Dwight: What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? Robert stares at Dwight What are you doing..? Dwight sits up abruptly Stop trying to figure me out.
Robert: I just did.
Dwight: You can’t.
Robert: It’s done.
Dwight: No, it’s not.
Robert: I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing. at the same time, Dwight says: You don't know me! Anything about me! Get out of my head!
This is a prime example of “figuring-someone-out.”
Dwight: What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? Robert stares at Dwight What are you doing..? Dwight sits up abruptly Stop trying to figure me out.
Robert: I just did.
Dwight: You can’t.
Robert: It’s done.
Dwight: No, it’s not.
Robert: I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing. at the same time, Dwight says: You don't know me! Anything about me! Get out of my head!
This is a prime example of “figuring-someone-out.”
Figuring-Someone-Out by Fascist Nazi December 20, 2019
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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