Figurine

It's a DOLL!!

I love to play house and drink tea with my figurines.

Figurine by CRTurk February 26, 2015

figurine fucker 

someone who will screw everything that has at least two legs.

Look at him over there. He screwed Dana, Jake, Ms. Carey and Linus the cow. Yeah he is a figurine fucker.

figurine fucker by tazcomp032000 November 16, 2007

Upright Figurine 

A revolution of the forgotten in the early 2000s based on a collective group of artists, musicians, poets, and performers known as Upright Figurine. Origin of the phrase is derived from an old elongated wooden statue of unknown origins which is customarily placed towering over figurines of a long lost age. It , the protector watches over the forgotten, symbolizing the revolution.

Man did you see the Upright Figurine fighters that went through town the other day? They knew where their heads were.

Upright Figurine by S C A R of Upright Figurine August 29, 2008

gojo satoru figurine incident 

a girl starts fuckin herself with a gojo figurine and cums and bleeds all over it

the girl - "say gex "
gojo satoru figurine - " oppa gangam style"

the gojo satoru figurine incident

gojo satoru figurine incident by niggainparis2219 January 28, 2024

Action Figuring 

Usually when you really want two people to hook-up you get them intoxicated to the point of blackout and two people pick them up like they are action figures and force them to have sex

Danny: We really wanted them to have sex so we're Action Figuring with them
Brett: Isnt that rape
Danny: No it's not rape if both people don't consent

Action Figuring by Jacob Ot June 21, 2018

Figuring-Someone-Out 

An action performed by extremely intelligent people or highly trained (typically government) operatives, in which one figures out someone’s personality, traits, interests, past, future, and general backstory based on the studying of their face.

This action can be seen executed in magnitudes of movies and even books. It supposedly has been a known tactic since before recorded history.

Excerpt from The Office:

Dwight: What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? Robert stares at Dwight What are you doing..? Dwight sits up abruptly Stop trying to figure me out.

Robert: I just did.

Dwight: You can’t.

Robert: It’s done.

Dwight: No, it’s not.

Robert: I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing. at the same time, Dwight says: You don't know me! Anything about me! Get out of my head!

This is a prime example of “figuring-someone-out.”

Figuring-Someone-Out by Fascist Nazi December 20, 2019

figureine 

Puppet. Sold on ideas to get a reaction.

She’s just my figureine

figureine by Poopet June 29, 2021