Figits

A fucking idiot.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: She got wasted at a party and slept with Jones and got genital warts!
Guy 2: Figits!
Guy 1: Figits for real.

by BigBlackTravis3 August 17, 2009

Figits

You’re a bucktee that talks/speaks none sense.

Yo dude, why you talking in figits?
Omg Oolana is so annoying, she keeps speaking them figits.

by IDFKKKKKKKKKKKKKK November 15, 2018

equal rights equal fights

when a woman punches a man and says a man can't hit a woman but then the man points out that equal rights mean equal fights.

feminist: you can't hit me I'm a woman.
Man who believes in equality: equal rights equal fights.
*He beats her up*

by vibe check boi January 4, 2020

Figetsexual

A disgusting person attracted to figets thinking that they are a part of the lgbtq+ community.

'im figetsexual'
'eww get away from me'

by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021

Figetsexual

An extremely distrespectful thing to the lgbtq+ community as these people think they are part of the lgbtq+ community just because they are attracted to figets....

'im figetsexual'
'eww get away from me'

by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021

Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009

friday night sissy fights

The hottest new sports event on HBO that features boxing with all gay fighters.

I just got tickets to Friday Night Sissy Fights! Ryan Seacrest versus Lance Bass!

by What's a name? July 29, 2006