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a guy who is a total narcissist. he’s so obsessed with himself that he’d eff his reflection if he could. surrounds himself with ‘friends’ who really just want to be him or get insider info to be better than him. thinks no other guy can compare to him bc he surrounds himself with such losers that he always looks better by comparison. he’s controlling and a cheater. has double standards. a master manipulator, you can’t trust a word that comes out of his mouth. acts like he doesn’t have emotions but would be crying his eyes out if someone else treated him they way he treats them. stay far away.
“i don’t need love, all i need is myself”
don’t be such a figgz”
figgz by slowzZ November 22, 2021
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figguhlator 

meaning a person or thing of a specified kind, especially one that is formidable or impressive in some way.
"Them are some nice shoes Figguhlator".
figguhlator by Figguhlate May 29, 2018
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Nuck Figgers 

"Nuck Figgers" was originally the name given to a community of European-born Canadian people who lived on the island of Nuck, just off the northern coast of the province of Manitoba, Canada. These people largely lived off the land, harvesting crops. And since the only crop on Nuck was figs from fig trees, they made everything out of figs. Their food was figs, their clothing was figs... Everything was figs. And hence, they became known as the Nuck Figgers.

As you'd expect from such an isolated island community, though, the Nuck Figgers were terrible racists. They'd accept white outsiders into their community (as long as they liked figs), but as soon as a black man came around, they'd mob up to tear him limb from limb. This continued until the more progressive-minded children of their parents got tired of hating people with other skin colours and left Nuck forever. The Nuck Figgers community died out in 1973, the last dying of malnutrition at 81.

However, the legend of the Nuck Figgers lived on. So fierce were they in their hatred of dark-skinned individuals, that "Nuck Figgers" became a byword for hostility towards black people. Even today, calling out "Nuck Figgers" will scatter any African-descended persons around, as it indicates to them that you are willing to act in the manner of the Nuck Figgers of old, and so they will be unwelcome around you.

The fact that the words "Nuck Figgers" are a spoonerism for an expression involving the N-word is just a coincidence.
When in Compton, I found myself threatened by the crowds around me, so I shouted "Nuck Figgers" and they backed off.
Nuck Figgers by Noncondolphin June 22, 2020

FiggleBottom 

An innate trait, only the best of the best have received. In all of human history, 1 in every 9 billion are FiggleBottoms. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, FiggleBottom. As a FiggleBottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a FiggleBottom's way. Notable FiggleBottoms: Chirag Gupta, Gilgamesh, Mark Wahlberg, Oj Simpson, and Jason Statham. Vin Diesel played a FiggleBottom in the films, "Fast and Furious". The role took a massive toll on Vin's body. Bringing him to the brink of death.
The traits he possesses, remind me only of a FiggleBottom.
FiggleBottom by DictionaryDestroyer September 13, 2021

figguhlator 

(noun:) (Plural Figguhlators) meaning a person or thing of a specified kind, especially one that is formidable or impressive in some way.
#1: You have the hood on lock figguhlator.

#2: figguhlator let me borrow $30, i know you have it figguhlator.

#3: i dont have time for your 'Ish today figguhlator.
figguhlator by Figguhlate May 29, 2018

Figgity Flip 

To do MDMA (ecstasy) and Cocaine at the same time. Usually the coke isn't done until the ecstasy has already taken effect since the effects of the coke kick in much quicker. Provides the user with a very upbeat, stimulated, and intense high. WARNING: this is a VERY strong drug combination and is very stressful on the heart and can be overwhelming to many. Do not attempt this unless you are already experienced in doing both ecstasy and cocaine on their own. You have been warned!

- Term originated at EDC Las Vegas 2015.
EXAMPLE 1:

Guy 1: "Damnnn look at that guys pupils, they're fucking huge and he's going HAM!"

Guy 2: "Yeah he must be figgity flipping right now! Hopefully he doesn't end up in the medical tent!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Girl 1: "I just had one of the best nights of my life last night even though I almost died!"
Girl 2: "Almost died?! what did you do?!"
Girl 1: "I figgity flipped! It's an amazing combo but god damn it's fucking intense!"
Figgity Flip by DM-13 July 7, 2015
a slang term created by Dre Breezo, this term can be used to show any emotion whether it be sadness, shock, etc.
All in all, Figgity basically means "Fuck".
Robert: Yo bro my dog died yesterday in a fire.
Malcolm: FIGGITY
Figgity by drebreezo February 19, 2022
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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