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Snoggle Figgs 

The noun used to term a unwanted biscuit, for whaterver reasons, from the biscuit's deteriorated state or the reciepant's state of being, namely one that dosnt want a biscuit.
Robert: 'Hey man, have one of these biscuits, it tastes friggin awesome,'
Andrew: 'You just blew your money on those Snoggle Figgs, and dont bring it anywhere near me,'
Snoggle Figgs by Therobart September 21, 2009
Related Words

figguhlator 

meaning a person or thing of a specified kind, especially one that is formidable or impressive in some way.
"Them are some nice shoes Figguhlator".
figguhlator by Figguhlate May 29, 2018

Nuck Figgers 

"Nuck Figgers" was originally the name given to a community of European-born Canadian people who lived on the island of Nuck, just off the northern coast of the province of Manitoba, Canada. These people largely lived off the land, harvesting crops. And since the only crop on Nuck was figs from fig trees, they made everything out of figs. Their food was figs, their clothing was figs... Everything was figs. And hence, they became known as the Nuck Figgers.

As you'd expect from such an isolated island community, though, the Nuck Figgers were terrible racists. They'd accept white outsiders into their community (as long as they liked figs), but as soon as a black man came around, they'd mob up to tear him limb from limb. This continued until the more progressive-minded children of their parents got tired of hating people with other skin colours and left Nuck forever. The Nuck Figgers community died out in 1973, the last dying of malnutrition at 81.

However, the legend of the Nuck Figgers lived on. So fierce were they in their hatred of dark-skinned individuals, that "Nuck Figgers" became a byword for hostility towards black people. Even today, calling out "Nuck Figgers" will scatter any African-descended persons around, as it indicates to them that you are willing to act in the manner of the Nuck Figgers of old, and so they will be unwelcome around you.

The fact that the words "Nuck Figgers" are a spoonerism for an expression involving the N-word is just a coincidence.
When in Compton, I found myself threatened by the crowds around me, so I shouted "Nuck Figgers" and they backed off.
Nuck Figgers by Noncondolphin June 22, 2020

FiggleBottom 

An innate trait, only the best of the best have received. In all of human history, 1 in every 9 billion are FiggleBottoms. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, FiggleBottom. As a FiggleBottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a FiggleBottom's way. Notable FiggleBottoms: Chirag Gupta, Gilgamesh, Mark Wahlberg, Oj Simpson, and Jason Statham. Vin Diesel played a FiggleBottom in the films, "Fast and Furious". The role took a massive toll on Vin's body. Bringing him to the brink of death.
The traits he possesses, remind me only of a FiggleBottom.
FiggleBottom by DictionaryDestroyer September 13, 2021

figguhlator 

(noun:) (Plural Figguhlators) meaning a person or thing of a specified kind, especially one that is formidable or impressive in some way.
#1: You have the hood on lock figguhlator.

#2: figguhlator let me borrow $30, i know you have it figguhlator.

#3: i dont have time for your 'Ish today figguhlator.
figguhlator by Figguhlate May 29, 2018

Figgity Flip 

To do MDMA (ecstasy) and Cocaine at the same time. Usually the coke isn't done until the ecstasy has already taken effect since the effects of the coke kick in much quicker. Provides the user with a very upbeat, stimulated, and intense high. WARNING: this is a VERY strong drug combination and is very stressful on the heart and can be overwhelming to many. Do not attempt this unless you are already experienced in doing both ecstasy and cocaine on their own. You have been warned!

- Term originated at EDC Las Vegas 2015.
EXAMPLE 1:

Guy 1: "Damnnn look at that guys pupils, they're fucking huge and he's going HAM!"

Guy 2: "Yeah he must be figgity flipping right now! Hopefully he doesn't end up in the medical tent!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Girl 1: "I just had one of the best nights of my life last night even though I almost died!"
Girl 2: "Almost died?! what did you do?!"
Girl 1: "I figgity flipped! It's an amazing combo but god damn it's fucking intense!"
Figgity Flip by DM-13 July 7, 2015