fidouchiary

The appalling behavior of a douche-bag

Leon: "That mother fucker just cut me off"

Laney: "I know that was some fidouchiary shit"

by PolaroidPrincess September 10, 2011

fidouchiary duty

(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.

etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".

Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"

Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Fidouchiary Duty

The act of being a douche bag for only reasons a douche bag would understand.

When Douche Bags keep it real and uphold their duty to doucheyness

a) "What was up with Tom popping bottles at that open bar event?"
b) "Yes as a douche bag, he was upholding his Fidouchiary Duty."
a) "Well played douche bag, well played..."

Another example:
Putting on jewelry, shiny print clothing, and extra cologne when going to the gym.

by DMoSlice February 29, 2012

fidouchiary responsibility

Responsibility to enrich shareholders through human cost savings.

You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.

by sweet_thang December 21, 2016

Fiduciary Droop

The inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.

Pageant-winner Jessica's inexplicable engagement to Walter (of Toad Hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of Fiduciary Droop.

by The Original DB April 24, 2016

fiduciary

(adj.) of, or relating to, the combination of douches and fairies. a twin insult.

That fiduciary gentleman in the pink polo with the popped collar just double parked his Jeep Wrangler.

by ismellshoes November 21, 2010

Fiduciary

Can be found dressed in argyle and boat shoes, interrupting everyone else's conversations. Only eats food pre-approved by hipsters. Favorite place to hang is his best friends living room

Favorite app is rocket mortgage and Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.

Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick, depreciation.

Was checking out my clients assets when this fiduciary walked in and told me tea was at 1020.

by Eatyourveggies July 17, 2018