Can be found dressed in argyle and boat shoes, interrupting everyone else's conversations. Only eats food pre-approved by hipsters. Favorite place to hang is his best friends living room
Favorite app is rocket mortgage and Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.
Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick, depreciation.
Was checking out my clients assets when this fiduciary walked in and told me tea was at 1020.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.