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Fiduciary 

Can be found dressed in argyle and boat shoes, interrupting everyone else's conversations. Only eats food pre-approved by hipsters. Favorite place to hang is his best friends living room

Favorite app is rocket mortgage and Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.

Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick, depreciation.
Was checking out my clients assets when this fiduciary walked in and told me tea was at 1020.
Fiduciary by Eatyourveggies July 17, 2018

Fiduciary 

A Pimp.
Keep your fiduciary hand strong.
Fiduciary by roxgalour January 11, 2009

Fiduciary Droop 

The inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.
Pageant-winner Jessica's inexplicable engagement to Walter (of Toad Hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of Fiduciary Droop.

fidouchiary duty 

(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.

etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"

Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
fidouchiary duty by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Faduchary 

A Betta Beach Fire Department fan that has no idea what he or she is doing.
That Faduchary needs to listen to me.
Faduchary by Jdbdbdd November 8, 2019

fidouchiary 

The appalling behavior of a douche-bag
Leon: "That mother fucker just cut me off"

Laney: "I know that was some fidouchiary shit"
fidouchiary by PolaroidPrincess September 10, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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