Definitions by sweet_thang

fidouchiary responsibility 

Responsibility to enrich shareholders through human cost savings.

You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.

fidouchiary responsibility by sweet_thang December 21, 2016

Milfmaid 

A MILF at a swimming pool. Often spotted wading in the shallow end with offspring.

Dude, throw me my goggles, there's a whole school of Milfmaids over there.

Milfmaid by sweet_thang July 6, 2016

Shart Warning 

Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).

After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".

Shart Warning by sweet_thang October 4, 2012