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fidouchiary duty 

(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.

etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"

Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
fidouchiary duty by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

fidouchiary 

Leon: "That mother fucker just cut me off"

Laney: "I know that was some fidouchiary shit"
fidouchiary by PolaroidPrincess September 10, 2011

Fidouchiary Duty 

The act of being a douche bag for only reasons a douche bag would understand.

When Douche Bags keep it real and uphold their duty to doucheyness
a) "What was up with Tom popping bottles at that open bar event?"
b) "Yes as a douche bag, he was upholding his Fidouchiary Duty."
a) "Well played douche bag, well played..."

Another example:
Putting on jewelry, shiny print clothing, and extra cologne when going to the gym.
Fidouchiary Duty by DMoSlice February 29, 2012

fidouchiary responsibility 

Responsibility to enrich shareholders through human cost savings.
You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026