Fidouchidairy
Fidouchidairy by anonymous May 7, 2023
fidouchiary duty
(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.
etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"
Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
fidouchiary duty by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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fidouchiary by PolaroidPrincess September 10, 2011
Fidouchiary Duty
The act of being a douche bag for only reasons a douche bag would understand.
When Douche Bags keep it real and uphold their duty to doucheyness
When Douche Bags keep it real and uphold their duty to doucheyness
a) "What was up with Tom popping bottles at that open bar event?"
b) "Yes as a douche bag, he was upholding his Fidouchiary Duty."
a) "Well played douche bag, well played..."
Another example:
Putting on jewelry, shiny print clothing, and extra cologne when going to the gym.
b) "Yes as a douche bag, he was upholding his Fidouchiary Duty."
a) "Well played douche bag, well played..."
Another example:
Putting on jewelry, shiny print clothing, and extra cologne when going to the gym.
Fidouchiary Duty by DMoSlice February 29, 2012
fidouchiary responsibility
You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.
fidouchiary responsibility by sweet_thang December 21, 2016
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.