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fiddlewomp 

someone who squeezes poo in toes
Lozzle is a fiddlewomp
fiddlewomp by tlllllop April 9, 2023
Words you can keep

fiddlepop 

To fiddlepop is to smash a string instrument over someones head.
"Yo Imma fiddlepop the shit out of fred"
fiddlepop by liamcool February 3, 2017

Faddlewop 

A limp, shit covered penis after anal sex, with dingelberry fur stuck to it
Do not have sex with a girl when she's constipated, you'll end up having to deal with a shitty smell in the room and a disappointed faddlewop.

A complete moron.
Faddlewop by sammytee4free February 24, 2011

fiddledump(s) 

when you really messed up but you are a child of God who doesn't cuss on your Christian Minecraft Server.
Brooklyn: Bro I totally failed that Spanish test.
Amanda: Broski don't even worry about it
Brooklyn: I don't even give a fiddledump(s) anymore
Amanda: Chuck it in the fiddledump it bucket
fiddledump(s) by yEeHaW_08 August 29, 2019

fiddlebopper 

a person who gradually becomes a pedophile after time
Jin is such a fiddlebopper.
fiddlebopper by HLee July 25, 2008

Fiddlepoop

1. A bad way of saying “ah shit"
2. A bad way of saying shit
Ah fiddlepoop I forgot my car key's

I need to go take a massive fiddlepoop
Fiddlepoop by Knowledgeman100 May 22, 2021

Fiddlelump 

A dance move where you bend one leg, stick the other leg straight at a 90 degree angle, elbow the lifted up leg with the opposite hand from the leg, lean forward a little and turn your upper body to the lifted up leg side, lift your other arm behind you and put it in a backwards “L” shape with your knuckles facing the floor, then to switch to the opposite side with the opposite side of your limbs. (When you lift up your leg, kinda kick it up.)
Person 1: What in the hell kind if dance move is (Person 2) doing?

Person 3: He’s doing the Fiddlelump.

Person 2: (Fiddlelumping)
Fiddlelump by i8poop February 28, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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