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fiddlescum 

when you use a fiddle to masturbate and cum in the hole between the strings
I can't wait to go home and fiddlescum
fiddlescum by Unicorn Pickles Migee February 25, 2019
Words you can keep

fiddledump(s) 

when you really messed up but you are a child of God who doesn't cuss on your Christian Minecraft Server.
Brooklyn: Bro I totally failed that Spanish test.
Amanda: Broski don't even worry about it
Brooklyn: I don't even give a fiddledump(s) anymore
Amanda: Chuck it in the fiddledump it bucket
fiddledump(s) by yEeHaW_08 August 29, 2019

fiddledumdiddledumdee 

fiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeedooodaroodumdee!

WHITAFIDDUL. DDUUUUUUUUUH!!
WACKO: fiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeedooop.

*gas attack*
fiddledumdiddledumdee by Garfakcy November 21, 2003

Fiddlecunt 

A whore that fiddles with every guy in the town.
Kristi fucks every guy in town for money.
Guy 1: $20 for a blowjob?
Kristi: ill give you 3 hours of whatever you want!
Guy 1: ok fiddlecunt!
Fiddlecunt by 98560348957342 February 20, 2023

Fiddlelump 

A dance move where you bend one leg, stick the other leg straight at a 90 degree angle, elbow the lifted up leg with the opposite hand from the leg, lean forward a little and turn your upper body to the lifted up leg side, lift your other arm behind you and put it in a backwards “L” shape with your knuckles facing the floor, then to switch to the opposite side with the opposite side of your limbs. (When you lift up your leg, kinda kick it up.)
Person 1: What in the hell kind if dance move is (Person 2) doing?

Person 3: He’s doing the Fiddlelump.

Person 2: (Fiddlelumping)
Fiddlelump by i8poop February 28, 2023

fiddlejumble

The act of lambasting or molly whopping someone
omg im boutta fiddlejumble this fellow
fiddlejumble by bigsigma45 June 21, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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