Accidentally alt-tabbing to an equally inappropriate window when your boss/parent suddenly appears.
Man, I had like...15 windows open on my PC at work today and only one of them was the report I was meant to be working on. Clicked from Facebook straight to YouTube when my boss appeared. Just a big-arse kitten playing a piano on my screen. Complete e-fenestration.
A feestwa is a person who is clueless, and outgoing. In their outgoing behavior they have sudden random outbursts that make sense to only them and other feestwas. They have an uncanny ability to confuse and complicate things. Feestwas are usually narrow minded when it comes to their views on life. They frequently call others feestwas in attempt to appear non-feestwish. If you call someone a feestwa, it is likely that you are one as well. The dodobirds in the movie 'Ice Age' would be considered feestwas. Mooks are usually feestwas.
"He's such a feestwa.""Be quiet, you feestwa !" "You're a feestwa !" "No, you are!" "No, you !"...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!