Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.

Fecess by Dr J G July 17, 2009

Related Words

fetess • Fecess • fenessed • Fenessing • Fetesrnt • fetussatann • fetusship • Fetus Sandwich • fetus soup • Feces school

fenessed

When someone lies or doesn't tell you something (in a humorous way)

Man why did have you fenessed me like this?

fenessed by Fernsayers_ March 9, 2017

Fenessing

Means your the best looking mother fucker

Yo, you straight fenessing dawg!!

Fenessing by Jj6767 August 31, 2017

fetussatann

mmm this person is so hilarious, a literal comedian and is so smart, they're always there for you when needed, y'all will have the most fun conversations ever and they'll never make you feel annoying for something you're excited about! Though sometimes they don't answer you can't stay mad at them, fetussatann is perfect and you'll love em <3

fetussatann, your perfect and I love you marry me 😚

fetussatann by fetussatann best friend 👭 March 23, 2021

fetusship

a membership being traced back to a time when one was in the womb.

"Lauren has been a member of that church since before she was born. Her fetusship has been much appreciated."

fetusship by Carissa Lea December 28, 2008

Fetesrnt

Basically the meaning of life

“Sometimes I sit and think about what the meaning of life is”

“It’s obviously fetesrnt you twat”

Fetesrnt by Ashtonio Adams November 5, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026