The beautiful captain of the submarine Tuatha de Danaan, Teletha (Tessa) Testarossa is a sixteen year old character of the Full Metal Panic anime. She is part of Mithril, an organization bent on disabling terrorist groups around the world. She wears her platinum long hair in a braid, which she constantly plays with. Teletha is very clumsy, and even though she is captain of a military unit, she can barely fire a gun. She is in love with Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, also part of the Mithril organization. Testarossa is his commanding officer, and she is in a heated competition with Chidori Kaname for Sousuke's love.

Teletha Testarossa is hot enough to bang, but I'd be afraid that she's accidently fall out of bed in the heat of hot passion.

Teletha Testarossa by krayler June 30, 2006

Related Words

Testibros • festibros • Testarossa Autodrive • testbrush • Testiblast • testiboob • Testibreast • testiclosterone • testioscoliosis • Testiosteroni

Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

Testarossa Autodrive by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

testioscoliosis

A rather nebulous condition involving the testicles. This condition may be used occasionally for a sick day from work. As nefarious sounding as it is, who would ask?

"Bob, I'm afraid I can't come to work today. I've got a bad case of testioscoliosis."

testioscoliosis by maninblues August 3, 2007

testiclosterone

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

testiclosterone by sunidei January 11, 2011

festibros

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?
Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.
Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipster day drunk shag

festibros by tezbuh June 8, 2009

Testiostos

When your testicles are tasting better than tostitos, you say testiostos

Oh baby, your testiostos are tasting real nice. I think I want some for the Super Bowl

Testiostos by realpherringv September 24, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026