Testibros

Your hanging homies that continously generate sperm to keep your fertility alive.

I owe my two beautiful children to my testibros. Thank you, testibros!

by The Dolphin Lad August 3, 2020

Teletha Testarossa

The beautiful captain of the submarine Tuatha de Danaan, Teletha (Tessa) Testarossa is a sixteen year old character of the Full Metal Panic anime. She is part of Mithril, an organization bent on disabling terrorist groups around the world. She wears her platinum long hair in a braid, which she constantly plays with. Teletha is very clumsy, and even though she is captain of a military unit, she can barely fire a gun. She is in love with Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, also part of the Mithril organization. Testarossa is his commanding officer, and she is in a heated competition with Chidori Kaname for Sousuke's love.

Teletha Testarossa is hot enough to bang, but I'd be afraid that she's accidently fall out of bed in the heat of hot passion.

by krayler June 30, 2006

Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

testioscoliosis

A rather nebulous condition involving the testicles. This condition may be used occasionally for a sick day from work. As nefarious sounding as it is, who would ask?

"Bob, I'm afraid I can't come to work today. I've got a bad case of testioscoliosis."

by maninblues August 3, 2007

testiclosterone

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

by sunidei January 11, 2011

festibros

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?
Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.
Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipster day drunk shag

by tezbuh June 8, 2009

Testiostos

When your testicles are tasting better than tostitos, you say testiostos

Oh baby, your testiostos are tasting real nice. I think I want some for the Super Bowl

by realpherringv September 24, 2019