feastiality

The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.

Dean: "Man, I'm hungry! What're you saying? Are you ready to eat?"

Jason: "I'm down for something really tasty. Let's hook up some feastiality!"

by terminal2 July 3, 2008

feastiality

The process of having sexual relations with food

John loved to look at feastiality porn.

by Z-man lives August 15, 2010

Feastiality

The sexual encounter with any food items. Most Commonly Hot Pockets

Pr0t: Im gonna cook a Hotpocket
Pr0t: Then %$#@ It.

Bob: Pr0t is into Feastiality Guys!

by Visievion October 3, 2009

feastiality

When you enjoy your meal so much, you have sex with the leftovers.

Thanksgiving was executed to such perfection that we all participated in a feastiality session afterwards.

by redderrider September 22, 2016

Feastiality

The combination of necrophilia and beastiality
ex Fucking a Mc Chicken

I had sex with a roticerie chicken, called it feastiality.

by Aboutbarrel October 18, 2019

Beastiality

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

by semennachos February 16, 2021

weastiality

The act of preying upon innocent people with photography. (Taking pictures of innocent people on the street from your hotel room.)

I heard Solvista is on vacation in Mumbai. Let's hope he's found new levels of weastiality.

by Weaste July 5, 2010