Feastiality

The sexual encounter with any food items. Most Commonly Hot Pockets

Pr0t: Im gonna cook a Hotpocket
Pr0t: Then %$#@ It.

Bob: Pr0t is into Feastiality Guys!

by Visievion October 03, 2009

feastiality

The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.

Dean: "Man, I'm hungry! What're you saying? Are you ready to eat?"

Jason: "I'm down for something really tasty. Let's hook up some feastiality!"

by terminal2 July 03, 2008

feastiality

The process of having sexual relations with food

John loved to look at feastiality porn.

by Z-man lives August 15, 2010

feastiality

When you enjoy your meal so much, you have sex with the leftovers.

Thanksgiving was executed to such perfection that we all participated in a feastiality session afterwards.

by redderrider September 22, 2016

Feastiality

The combination of necrophilia and beastiality
ex Fucking a Mc Chicken

I had sex with a roticerie chicken, called it feastiality.

by Aboutbarrel October 18, 2019