fessey

arsewipe, person who is hated, usually a step dad or bad man who touches kids.

ah god.... that guy is such a fessey see him chat up that little girl?

by mj08 June 17, 2009

Fesse moi

An erotic way to say "spank me" (french term) pronounced "fess mwaa"

My girlfriend likes to be spanked during sex she says "oh fesse moi, fesse moi harder!"

by Fesse-moi baby! August 18, 2009

Fessed

To be upset, annoyed, or agitated about something

Bruh, why are you so fessed? It wasn't even about you!

by Smb July 4, 2018

Fussey

A queer farming male from Market Rasen. Likes drinking wife-beating beers and eating sausages ten times a day. A Fussey is obsessed with Keiran Lee porn, and generally tends to masturbate during fire alarms.

A Fussey always wears a hoody, and listens to shitty Eminem at ridiculous volumes. They like to flood their university bedrooms and make their flatmates suffer with the awful mouldy carpet smell for weeks.

Look at that Fussey, with them sausages and Shloer.

by Secret 16 March 2, 2010

Fesses

French Canadian slang for buttocks. One butt cheek would be "fess" and both butt cheeks would be "fesses"

Sit your fess in the chair! Both Fesses!

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

fesses

acadian french for butt cheeks.

Jenny has nice fesses.

by AcadianSockHop May 20, 2010

Fessendj

To get a phat fuckin bj BY a dj

Yo my girl just fessendj ‘d my shlong

by Munkgay November 2, 2021