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Ferking is a nautical term derived from the or pearl punishment of the chief / cook or ships mate who spoils the food being prepared. This could be buring the food, letting it go off or failing to ensure th Ferk (barrel lid) is securely fastened, so as to preserve the stored perishables for the voyage. Ferking is done like applied punishment, with the use of paddles and other instruments in both S&M today and in the discipline in olden days.

Today it's more commonly used as a less offensive alternative to Fucking (Forniction under the command of the King) as a derogatory swear word for implied sexul performance. In any case Ferking still replicates the expression of disappointment and disapproval of a person, situation.

You are Ferking terrible at cooking.

The Cook didn't put the Ferk on properly and the fruit has turned. He's getting a good Ferking for that.

ferking by PhattGreg April 9, 2015

Words you can keep

Ferking

Fake working. When you are doing anything but working from home, and can pretend to be online via a device.

Friend: "What are you doing at the cinemas. Aren't you suppose to be working?"
Me: "All good, I'm ferking".

Ferking by TomTom1969 August 19, 2025

Related Words

ferking • Ferking Twerper • forking • farking • feeking • Fwerking • fecking • Furking • Flerking • Felking

Ferking Twerper

When you combine a Fart with a Burp while Twerking. The words originate as Twerking Furper (Fart-burper). Throw it in a social blender and tell those hyperactive drunk mates to stop being Ferking Twerpers.

Drunk friend: "Bro, the DJ's playing my jam, check these moves!"
You: "Stop embarrassing yourself you Ferking Twerper..."
*Snaps a photo for Twitter* #FerkingTwerper

Ferking Twerper by tehMirage January 25, 2016

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

femking

A strong powerful woman, who doesn't need a man because she is her own king.

Mary Stopes was a girlboss femking.

femking by foamdinosaur August 9, 2021

Fan forking

The fan girling that you feel in your loins

Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.

Fan forking by 129876543 June 2, 2015

Furking

Having sex while twerking. Fuck-twerking.

I was furking Leisha like a boss then the music stopped and we just went back to regular fucking.

Furking by RUUFUS August 28, 2013

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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