ferking 

Ferking is a nautical term derived from the or pearl punishment of the chief / cook or ships mate who spoils the food being prepared. This could be buring the food, letting it go off or failing to ensure th Ferk (barrel lid) is securely fastened, so as to preserve the stored perishables for the voyage. Ferking is done like applied punishment, with the use of paddles and other instruments in both S&M today and in the discipline in olden days.

Today it's more commonly used as a less offensive alternative to Fucking (Forniction under the command of the King) as a derogatory swear word for implied sexul performance. In any case Ferking still replicates the expression of disappointment and disapproval of a person, situation.

You are Ferking terrible at cooking.

The Cook didn't put the Ferk on properly and the fruit has turned. He's getting a good Ferking for that.

ferking by PhattGreg April 9, 2015

Ferking 

Fake working. When you are doing anything but working from home, and can pretend to be online via a device.

Friend: "What are you doing at the cinemas. Aren't you suppose to be working?"
Me: "All good, I'm ferking".

Ferking by TomTom1969 August 19, 2025

Ferking Twerper

When you combine a Fart with a Burp while Twerking. The words originate as Twerking Furper (Fart-burper). Throw it in a social blender and tell those hyperactive drunk mates to stop being Ferking Twerpers.

Drunk friend: "Bro, the DJ's playing my jam, check these moves!"
You: "Stop embarrassing yourself you Ferking Twerper..."
*Snaps a photo for Twitter* #FerkingTwerper

Ferking Twerper by tehMirage January 25, 2016

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

femking 

A strong powerful woman, who doesn't need a man because she is her own king.

Mary Stopes was a girlboss femking.

femking by foamdinosaur August 9, 2021

Fan forking 

The fan girling that you feel in your loins

Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.

Fan forking by 129876543 June 2, 2015

Furking 

Having sex while twerking. Fuck-twerking.

I was furking Leisha like a boss then the music stopped and we just went back to regular fucking.

Furking by RUUFUS August 28, 2013