TomTom1969's definitions

Ferking

Fake working. When you are doing anything but working from home, and can pretend to be online via a device.

Friend: "What are you doing at the cinemas. Aren't you suppose to be working?"
Me: "All good, I'm ferking".

by TomTom1969 August 19, 2025

Onliner

Everytime you post something online, they're onto it, replying immediately, private or public. Funny, or not so; relevant, or squeamish, they're onto it. Don't engage, they can't stop.

Me: Woah, Alice is trigger happy!
Partner: How?
Me: I can't post/reply without, bang! Such a sniper.
Partner: Such an Onliner.

by TomTom1969 January 8, 2026