wumi's definitions

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 17, 2024

Luh calm fit

AKA: Calm luh fit

Slang for "Little calm fit" or "Calm little fit"

Used to describe an outfit that is "nun too crazy" or in other words: an outfit that is very plain or thrown together for the sake of being comfortable.

Also used sarcastically for an outfit that is over the top and opposite of a "calm little fit".

"I'm wearin' a luh calm fit nun ' to extreme "

by wumi October 7, 2023

ikiag

I’mma keep it a Gurt

Gurt is a joke name for yogurt. As in: Yo, Gurt.

Stems from several ironic layers of brainrot. Specifically, from several joke posts on TikTok beginning with things like:

gurt: yo
yo: what
hat: thanks

ikiag ts k’post js pmo

(I’m gonna keep it a Gurt, this (shit) Kevin(bad)-post just pisses me off)

by wumi April 24, 2025

Ka’Leyah

A short and quick tempered but deep inside gentle and kind woman made to give her love to those who surround her , blooming like a flower delicately and beautifully

“You need a Woman Like Ka’Leyah in your life”

by wumi November 26, 2023

Kevin

Kevin (Gurtian language)

Kevin = something bad.

Stems from the Gurtian dictionary on TikTok popularized by b1rdnestlive0.

Can be abbreviated to describe something with “k’”

ts so kevin

k’ts

by wumi April 24, 2025