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I’mma keep it a Gurt

Gurt is a joke name for yogurt. As in: Yo, Gurt.

Stems from several ironic layers of brainrot. Specifically, from several joke posts on TikTok beginning with things like:

gurt: yo
yo: what
hat: thanks

ikiag ts k’post js pmo

(I’m gonna keep it a Gurt, this (shit) Kevin(bad)-post just pisses me off)

by wumi April 25, 2025

Luh calm fit

AKA: Calm luh fit

Slang for "Little calm fit" or "Calm little fit"

Used to describe an outfit that is "nun too crazy" or in other words: an outfit that is very plain or thrown together for the sake of being comfortable.

Also used sarcastically for an outfit that is over the top and opposite of a "calm little fit".

"I'm wearin' a luh calm fit nun ' to extreme "

by wumi October 08, 2023

Kevin

Kevin (Gurtian language)

Kevin = something bad.

Stems from the Gurtian dictionary on TikTok popularized by b1rdnestlive0.

Can be abbreviated to describe something with “k’”

ts so kevin

k’ts

by wumi April 25, 2025

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 18, 2024

Ka’Leyah

A short and quick tempered but deep inside gentle and kind woman made to give her love to those who surround her , blooming like a flower delicately and beautifully

“You need a Woman Like Ka’Leyah in your life”

by wumi November 27, 2023