ferretian 

Unusually bigoted, closed minded or racist, weaselly or ferret-like.

Can you believe that joke he told yesterday about unemplyed mexicans? How ferretian.

ferretian by CriminallyVu1gar May 31, 2009

Ferretism 

The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.

Ferretism is a new world religion

Ferretism by WildChild 06 November 7, 2017

chutney ferreting 

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.

"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

chutney ferreting by theunsungheros May 6, 2006

Ferreting 

1.) Cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers

2.) To cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. A very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other

A: What did you do last night?

B: Oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. I was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep

A: Oh yea, ferreting is nice.

Ferreting by Dr Blitzbeine November 7, 2010

ferreting 

Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.

ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down

ferreting by ferreter September 5, 2011

Ferreting 

Manovering round a night club or similar establishment, placing stickers of your face on girls breats.

A popular challenge for a stag on his last night of Freedom.

Technique: Pat Pat Grope

Dave had a good night Ferreting last night. Everywhere I turned there were ladies sporting his face on their ferrets.

Ferreting by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

ferretarium 

often owned by people who also reside in a doublewide on a property which contains more cars in the yard then on the drive way.

ferretarium is a designated place where the ferrets can roam

have you seen billybob's ferretarium?

ferretarium by RototheD May 25, 2008