Ferreting

1.) Cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers

2.) To cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. A very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other

A: What did you do last night?

B: Oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. I was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep

A: Oh yea, ferreting is nice.

by Dr Blitzbeine November 07, 2010

Ferreting

Manovering round a night club or similar establishment, placing stickers of your face on girls breats.

A popular challenge for a stag on his last night of Freedom.

Technique: Pat Pat Grope

Dave had a good night Ferreting last night. Everywhere I turned there were ladies sporting his face on their ferrets.

by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

Ferreting

The act of scratching ones own a**hole.

Dude, got an itch or are you prarie dogging? Nah, that's when somethings coming out..... I'm going in, so i'm "ferreting"!

by blah14 June 03, 2010

Ferret

Clearly a cat-snake.

Person 1: Awe look at the cat-snake
Person 2: It's a ferret dumb ass!

by Skittles_Willams September 21, 2016

Ferret

a kickass animal

ferrets kick ass

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

ferret

The most desirable of any domesticated animal.

My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

ferret

A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.

"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"

by Gueethepagan May 04, 2005