fenmel 

A trained assassin which is determined to kill you in a bizarre way.

"Mia, I am a fenmel ! Stop asking us what a fenmel is or I will kill you!"

fenmel by Fenmel.hendog June 19, 2016

Femmellie 

When your family tree is mangled eg.
Having 4 dads, 1 is your uncle and another is your son - a wee bit mingle mangle mongled

It’s something that you can do with your friends and femmellie

“Bro, your family is more like a femmellie”

“I saw his femmellie on Jeremy Kyle”

Femmellie by Mr moal April 4, 2019

Femel 

The correct way to spell female. Ignore what the girls say, they are trying to trick you.

Femel: Like, Omg, Brad look so hot.
Male: Femel, you basic

Femel by purpledinosaur17 February 14, 2018

Fendelmaning

The act of attempting to sexually engage those much younger than you.

Jerry Sandusky always had a passion for fendelmaning.

Fendelmaning by Sr. Notafagli Kwestminster August 27, 2014

Fennell 

A last name typically reserved for the awesome, artistic bitches of the world. Though it is English at first glance, a Russian married into the surname long ago and to the Motherland, this name now rings true.Though no one ever properly pronounces this beauty of a name (Fah-nell), its owner holds no grudge against the violator of the sanctity of the name. This name goes well with first names like Laura or Rose.

"I wanna be like ________ Fennell when I grow up."

Fennell by Charm Investment August 4, 2008

Fenella 

She is a bit like Mary Poppins, brown hair, lovely, good company and practically perfect in every way :) however, her handbag does not extend to fit in lamps so this is where the similarity ends!

OMG Fenella is so like Mary Poppins

Fenella by unicorn jumper February 4, 2010

Max fennel 

A big black kid with a 12 in dick and a 16 incher when he is hard

ROb said MAx's dick looks like a black annaconda

Max fennel by Ty November 17, 2004