4 definitions by Mr moal
The juicy boy(d)
Doesn’t function well as a juicer because he causes lots of spillage
Thin legs affect his stability - you have to hold him when juicing which would make your hands sticky
He looks as though he’s been made from two separate parts which in the long run could cause him to break from frequent use and abuse
Small plastic feet have been added to the bottom to prevent him from slipping about
Doesn’t function well as a juicer because he causes lots of spillage
Thin legs affect his stability - you have to hold him when juicing which would make your hands sticky
He looks as though he’s been made from two separate parts which in the long run could cause him to break from frequent use and abuse
Small plastic feet have been added to the bottom to prevent him from slipping about
“Look at my new wedding present, I’m taking this juicee saleef to show and tell”
“People buy juicee saleefs just to show off their money”
“All I want for Christmas is a juicee saleef”
Police reports say he died doing what he loved best... juicing a melon with his juicy juicee saleef
“People buy juicee saleefs just to show off their money”
“All I want for Christmas is a juicee saleef”
Police reports say he died doing what he loved best... juicing a melon with his juicy juicee saleef
by Mr moal April 23, 2019
“I wonder if Gordon will love me after my transgormation”
“I hope he doesn’t find out I’ve had a transgormation”
“I hope he doesn’t find out I’ve had a transgormation”
by Mr moal November 18, 2019
The way to save the plenet
The future
Protecting the werld from bed thengs
Orghaenic is like organic but so much bettir
The future
Protecting the werld from bed thengs
Orghaenic is like organic but so much bettir
Venilla, it’s kind of like an... orghaenic scent
“Hey Mem, don’t buy the normal benenes, buy the orghaenic ones!”
“I’d never use normal epples for my still life, gotta be those orghaenic wans”
“Hey Mem, don’t buy the normal benenes, buy the orghaenic ones!”
“I’d never use normal epples for my still life, gotta be those orghaenic wans”
by Mr moal April 4, 2019
When your family tree is mangled eg.
Having 4 dads, 1 is your uncle and another is your son - a wee bit mingle mangle mongled
Having 4 dads, 1 is your uncle and another is your son - a wee bit mingle mangle mongled
It’s something that you can do with your friends and femmellie
“Bro, your family is more like a femmellie”
“I saw his femmellie on Jeremy Kyle”
“Bro, your family is more like a femmellie”
“I saw his femmellie on Jeremy Kyle”
by Mr moal April 4, 2019