femployee
A call girl, hooker, paid girl friend, geisha, or other relationship based on paying some one for a relationship.
femployee by Nils and Eski December 17, 2008
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Ave employees
Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*
The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.
Ave employees by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020
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Low Level Employee
The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc
"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"
"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"
Low Level Employee by marshland June 1, 2013
Zara Employee
They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.
Zara Employee by Beaksss November 3, 2022
Employee Status
Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.
Employee Status by Senvik May 16, 2011
employeet
employeet by Eboshi_Ren August 16, 2019
Employees Only Room
A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now
Employees Only Room by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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