fremployee

An employee whose boss has no friends, so part of the job requirement is going to the boss's parties and personal events.

Everybody at the baby shower was one of Bethanny's fremployees, so it was just like being at work except with cake.

fremployee by fremployee July 2, 2012

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femployee

A call girl, hooker, paid girl friend, geisha, or other relationship based on paying some one for a relationship.

he thinks his assistant should really be his femployee.

femployee by Nils and Eski December 17, 2008

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fremployee • femployee • Frenployee

Frenployee

When A friend has become more of an employee than a friend because they are doing odd jobs for you in both your personal and professional life.

I’m not really friends with her. She’s been dog sitting, delivering products for my company, helping with shipping, housesitting, and other odd jobs. She’s more of a FRENPLOYEE than a friend.

Frenployee by StonerCouple February 7, 2020

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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