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femmur

Geordie word meaning fragile or delicate. Etymology unknown.
The scaffolding was femmur and wouldn't take his weight.
by RogWhat August 8, 2012
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Femur Breaker

When you're Radical Larry and you hear this over the intercom you're fucking dead lmao
Radical Larry : I'mm gonna go kill some D-bois
Intercom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Radical Larry: fucking D-boiz always pressing the Femur Breaker Button goddamnit
by User8823 February 1, 2019
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femmer

Fragile, weak, slender, easily broken.
"The venetian blinds were very femmer. Clare had to be careful when she put them up."
by daddylonglegz January 6, 2009
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femur

verb-to snap, crack, or otherwise damage the bone in the upper leg, which connects the hip to the knee.

Origin: Late 1990's. Invented by 'swoopers', extreme athletes that get their daily adrenaline skydiving and skimming the ground.
"Hey man, you hear about AJ? Dude came down over the north field, got his boot caught on a rock and femured. He's done for like six months."
by Tom Blackwell April 16, 2004
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Fermurmal

Fucking pogger gamer. Gets all the pussy in the world.
Wow that guy is a Fermurmal, he carried me in cod zombies the other day!
by Ehajbrhwudbbe January 3, 2021
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Femury

friendship of a demury
this mans mico is cool cause he gave me a femury
by thefilipinobread November 29, 2019
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Femmunist

A combination of 'feminist' and 'communist'. It is an accurate term used to describe the autocratic, and groupthink mentality of most feminists. Not all feminists are like that, but enough of them are that it is a big problem.
Femmunist: "feminism is about ONLY equality!"
RationalPerson: "oh really? what kind of equality?"
Femmunist: "what do you mean? there is only ONE equality! You are either with us or with the terrorists...erm non feminists"
RationalPerson: "equality of opportunity or forced equality of outcome? because giving free passes, scholarships, etc. to women just because they are women and treating men as 'primary aggressors' is not really equality at all"
Femmunist: "1 in 4 women are raped daily! Therefore we need to teach men where to look, what shirts are offensive, and what to say! DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRESS"
RationalPerson: "40% of rape accusations are false...see I can use shoddy statistics too. Also the wage gap is a myth."
Femmunist: "HELP I AM BEING VIRTUALLY RAPED BY MYSOGINERDS! I AM WEAK AND VULNERABLE I NEED THE POLICE TO ARREST ANYONE THAT DISAGREES WITH ME"
RationalPerson: "...See this is why no one takes feminism seriously...it is like you are a communist or something."
Femmunist: "I can't even..."
RationalPerson: "Can't even finish sentences apparently. That is okay, go back to your tumblr hugbox where you never have to deal with criticism. I want nothing to do with you."
by President Robert PoopTickler February 13, 2015
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