Femury

friendship of a demury

this mans mico is cool cause he gave me a femury

by thefilipinobread November 29, 2019

Femur Breaker

When you're Radical Larry and you hear this over the intercom you're fucking dead lmao

Radical Larry : I'mm gonna go kill some D-bois
Intercom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Radical Larry: fucking D-boiz always pressing the Femur Breaker Button goddamnit

by User8823 February 1, 2019

femur

verb-to snap, crack, or otherwise damage the bone in the upper leg, which connects the hip to the knee.

Origin: Late 1990's. Invented by 'swoopers', extreme athletes that get their daily adrenaline skydiving and skimming the ground.

"Hey man, you hear about AJ? Dude came down over the north field, got his boot caught on a rock and femured. He's done for like six months."

by Tom Blackwell April 16, 2004

femurgasm

when you grab someone in the muscles right above their knee on the right and left sides while they aren't expecting it. it can be very shocking. almost orgasmic.
(you cant do it to yourself, so dont even try)

Note: not a sexual act

that dude pissed me off, so i gave him multiple femurgasms while he was sleeping.

by jax900 February 27, 2005

Out of Femory

Out of Fucking Memory.
An error u get if u made the mistake of matlab.

Shit , matlab gave me out of Femory again.
iam tired of matlab out of Femory Crap.
Man, Matlab Suck it always give me out of Femory

by Emam July 21, 2008

Femur Fuck

The sexual act of placing your shaft in the area between your partner's upper and lower leg (this area is known as the 'legpit' or 'legbow') and then using the area to have sex with. This can accomplished be in a one-on-one situation but is usually reserved in a group sex or gangbang setting where all other areas of traditional sex are taken.

Since Jackie had every hole filled and she was jerking off two other guys my only option was to femur fuck her.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

femurary

Femuary is like movember but for women. We don't shave our legs, armpits, etc.. for all of Feburary. The reason? to bring about the awareness that women don't actually need to shave. Hair is natural. If men don't shave their faces, the consequences are minimal.. Maybe they will have difficulty getting a job or picking up girls. If women don't shave their legs, everyone stares. Why is that? Hair is natural. Let yourself be free for Femuary!

"Why are there so many hair girls lately!?"
"Because it's Femurary!"

by meowxox November 10, 2013