femur 

verb-to snap, crack, or otherwise damage the bone in the upper leg, which connects the hip to the knee.

Origin: Late 1990's. Invented by 'swoopers', extreme athletes that get their daily adrenaline skydiving and skimming the ground.

"Hey man, you hear about AJ? Dude came down over the north field, got his boot caught on a rock and femured. He's done for like six months."

femur by Tom Blackwell April 16, 2004

femur 

The largest bone in your body, connected to your hip. Very useful for the agressive guy on top.

"Me and my boyfriend had CRAZY sex last knight. I just laid down naked while he licked my titties and used his femurs to fuck me to eternity."

femur by J (As my friends call me =)) April 24, 2008

femur 

A person strung out or addicted to anything. Mainly, but not limited to illegal drugs.

Thomas: (Calling friend on phone) Man where the hell are you at?!?!? I've had this blount rolled up and ready to smoke for 2 hours!!!

Chuck: Man calm down, i'll be there in five minutes femur!

femur by desmon lemon July 27, 2007

Femur 

A black woman, portmanteau of femoid and nigger

Person: look at that femur, she must love chicken
Fred: Person, that is really racist, you really shouldn't say that type of stuff
Person: shut the fuck up Fred nobody likes you and your marriage is falling apart

Fred: :(

Femur by PeterFile1876 June 2, 2022

Femur Breaker 

When you're Radical Larry and you hear this over the intercom you're fucking dead lmao

Radical Larry : I'mm gonna go kill some D-bois
Intercom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Radical Larry: fucking D-boiz always pressing the Femur Breaker Button goddamnit

Femur Breaker by User8823 February 1, 2019

Femur Fuck 

The sexual act of placing your shaft in the area between your partner's upper and lower leg (this area is known as the 'legpit' or 'legbow') and then using the area to have sex with. This can accomplished be in a one-on-one situation but is usually reserved in a group sex or gangbang setting where all other areas of traditional sex are taken.

Since Jackie had every hole filled and she was jerking off two other guys my only option was to femur fuck her.

Femur Fuck by UberBad March 17, 2005

femur png 

femur png is a femur png

DANIEL - femur png.
MADDIE - femur png.

femur png by FemurPNG April 29, 2022